Andrick Borderguard & Ketchup Co.: Contact Employment

We're always happy to take in information. Even if we can't find a use for you... er, don't have a current position aptly suited to your unique qualifications, we'll be happy to put you on file -- we never know what the next foray into the unknown might require, and we're always looking to expand our network of fellow mercenaries.

[ current positions ]

Electrical Engineer

We need an electrical engineer with experience in simple motor controls & RF design. Ideal candidate has a completely mercenary outlook, warped sense of humor and a complete lack of moral fiber.

Sales Weasel [Pimp]

Immediate opening for anyone that can sell ice cubes to Siberians and would willingly snake their infirm grandmother on a deal. We're looking for someone both even-tempered and rabid -- and we're willing to pay high commission for the right candidate.

Must provide own bellbottoms and platform shoes.

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